Thursday, September 30, 2010

Homemade Antibiotic Garlic

A hippopotamus ROSE: How about WILMA?


I wonder what he thinks the hippo Wilma, weather populate this blog.
Until now we were certain that some animals did rose-colored part only of the imagination of some writer of cartoons or the insane world of drinkers or creative advertising. We loved the Pink Panther, knowing that in reality does not exist, we have to do with the "pink elephant" is in fashion and elsewhere. The swans are just pink porcelain and ostrich male takes that color when it is horny. But thanks to Will and Matt Burrard-Lucas, two English brothers, photography as a hobby, we now know that the pink hippo exists and lives in Kenya! That you know there is a single copy, but the last few days playing the game (photo, of course) after the Daily Mail has published photos. The specimen, whose image instinctively causes a bit 'of hilarity and tenderness, living along the Mara River. The hippo
rose is without its classic gray color due to a problem of pigmentation. This hippo is defined leucistic not to be completely clear as has some dark spots on the body and eyes blacks. "We had warned a local guide - tell the brothers Burrard-Lucas - and when we saw his profile rise from the water, we could not believe it! It looked like a creature from another planet. We left everything and we got to shoot dozens of photos. Fortunately for a large tonnage, otherwise it would have been savaged by the predators of the park. " (From malindikenya.net)

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Female Horse Genitals

Here is a list of useless phones

Over the past 12 years I had a little 'mobile phones, here's the list by brand: Motorola

:
8700 (still in the basement with 2 batteries in a lithium battery)
V66i (I even the box but I do not know what happened to the phone)
Timeport T280 (it's still around somewhere, but without battery)
V3 (my sister has broken in 2)


V150 Sony Ericsson :
Z200 (my mom still uses it)
Z600 (the first mobile phone with BT)
Z1010 (my first terminal UMTS, and the only one with whom I made a video call)
K800i (dead, but I still have it)
W980 (currently on loan to Eleanor)

Apple: iPhone 3G
(currently around Lisbon I hope you're having fun)

HTC :
Touch (Windows Mobile sold because it was really worth)
Desire (my current phone)

RIM: BlackBerry Storm
2 (in its box waiting to be sold)

Nokia: 2110

N70 (great phone pity about the bugs and the lack of resistance to the clash with the walls)
5200 (sold after 15 days because it was useless)

Philips :
Genie (I had eaten two Goliaths)
Genie Wap (I broke apart just outside the store fell on the pavement of Piazza Duomo, but porc ...)

Kenwood : I
remember the model but it was one of the first to have the speakerphone

Bosh :
I do not remember the model but is still in my house

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Gay Cruising In Tucson

Zen story


Zen do not like writing stories on the blog, but not wanting to lose the write here.

Once, a student came to the Zen Center-Hyang Bong and said, "Master, please, teach me the Dharma."
-Hyang Bong said, "I'm sorry, but my Dharma is very expensive."
The student: "How much does it cost?"
-Hyang Bong: "How can you pay?"
The disciple felt in his pocket and pulled out some coins, "This is all the money I possess."
-Hyang Bong said, "Even if you offer me a pile of gold as big as a mountain, my Dharma would be even more expensive."
So the student went out to go to Zen practice on his own. After several months of hard practice and returned to Hyang-Bong said: "Master, I will give my life, I'll do anything for you, I'll be your slave. But, please, give me the teaching."
-Hyang Bong said, "Even if you offer me a thousand of your lives, my Dharma would still be too expensive."
Completely demoralized, the practitioner went away again. After more months of hard practice, he returned and said: "Master, I will give my mind. I teach now?"
-Hyang Bong said, "Your mind is a bucket of stinking garbage. I do not need. Even if you offer me ten thousand minds, my Dharma would still be too expensive for you!"
Again, the disciple went off to do hard practice. After another bit of tim he came to the realization that the whole universe is empty. So he returned from the master and said, "Now I understand what was dear to your Dharma."
-Hyang Bong said, "And how is dear?". The disciple cried: "Kwatz !!!!"
-Hyang Bong said, "No, is still more expensive than that! ".
This time, when to go back, the student was completely confused and gripped by a deep despair. then vowed to never see the teacher until he reached the supreme awakening. In the end, that day came and he returned from Hyang-Bong, "Master, now I truly understood," he said, "The sky is blue and the grass is green ... !"...
Then the disciple was furious: "I have already understood, I no longer need your Dharma, you can keep it and stick in the ass."
-Hyang Bong laughed. This angered even more students, who turned around and started to leave the room. As soon as he passed the door, Hyang Bong-called him, "Hey, wait a minute!" The disciple turned his head and stopped. "Do not lose it, my Dharma, now!" Hyang-Bong said.
hearing these words, the disciple was immediately illuminated. Clasped his hands in front of Hyang-Bong, smiled and walked away.